Tomatoes ,Biafra and Boko Haram
Buyer: how much your tomatoes cost?
Vegetable seller; 100 Naira
Buyer: for this small thing?
Vegetable seller; na sooh; you no sabi say boko haram dey?
Buyer.: Boko haram ..wetin be there own there now?
Vegetable seller; it scars now becos dem talk say na from them tomatoe dey come ooh
Buyer: so if book haram say make we no chop tomatoe again for Owerri we no go chop be that?
Vegetable seller; Oga na so I see amoooo
A waiting customer: and them dey talk of Biafra !! small time dem go look for somebody we take hunger quench dem.