Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I HATE MY JOB.......


Thought this would put a smile on your face this monday morning

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]


Try this out On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson


Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'


HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

.........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson &Johnson!!!!!

4 comments:

N.I.M.M.O said...

LOL!!!!!!! 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'

Chei! Is this a joke or serious? They really 'personally' test the thermometers then 'sanitize'?

I guess they must be well paid then. Even if they're gay.

JustJen said...

Okay, that makes me feel just SLIGHTLY better about my boring job...

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaahahahahaha!!!!!

Thank you so much for this Uncle Chuks!

Lady A said...

OMG! You got to be kidding me. I did not know that!!!! Yeah, after reading that...I am thankful!

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