Uganda distribuisce profilattici gratis ma i cittadini protestano: sono troppo piccoli

di Federico Tagliacozzo

E' la dimensione che conta, almeno quando si tratta di preservativi in ​​Uganda. In lotta contro la diffusione dell'Hiv, il governo del paese africano ha provveduto a far distribuire gratuitamente profilattici presso la popolazione. Molti uomini hanno però protestato perché le dimensioni dei profilattici sono troppo piccole e hanno invitato le autorità a fornirne di più grandi.

«Alcuni giovani si sono lamentati perché i preservativi sono troppo corti e il loro organo ha difficoltà ad indossarlo», ha dichiarato il deputato Merard Bitekyerezo alla Ntv Ugand News. Tom Aza, un altro politico locale, ha dichiarato alla stazione televisiva che «spesso il profilattico scoppia durante il rapporto a causa delle dimensioni troppo ridotte. Uomini che hanno organi sessuali più grandi hanno il diritto ad avere condom più grandi».

L'Uganda è un paese dove l'Hiv è stato contratto dal 7% della popolazione pari a circa 1,4 milioni di persone. Di questi, 200mila sono bambini. Più di 60mila ugandesi muoiono di Aids ogni anno.

http://www.ilmessaggero.it/SOCIETA/NOLIMITS/uganda_preservativi_profilattici_condom_piccoli_governo/notizie/913027.shtml

news

RANGE ROVER & KEKE

 A man forgot to zip up his trouser so a lady said to him, 'Sir, your garage is open' The man gave her a naughty smile as he zippped up and asked, 'Did you see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORTS  parked inside?'

 

The lady smiled back & said, 'No Sir, just one small KEKE NAPEP with two flat tyres! Na wao!!

CRY "ALLOUWED".....ETC

'Cry allouwed and show my people their sin..
Isaiah 58 vs.1-2'

'Even devil is better than U'

'Dear God, you promise me my daily bread,
I want it now'

ORA SOLARE

I wonder why I am always on duty all the days the time has to be changed, especially in October when it has to go an hour backward.
The one hour is unpaid because you sign off by 8am and the officer coming in the morning after an hour extra cool sleep signs in by 8 am also......... It is unfair..........a daylight or do I say a mid-night robbery.

The River

The River A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather At the River.'"

SOFTWARE UPGRADE

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as 'Boys' Night out 2.5' and 'Golf 5.3' no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected 'Saturday Football 6.3' always fails and 'Saturday Shopping 7.1' runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to 'Girlfriend 7.0', but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?







---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AND THIS IS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the,

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as 'Flowers 2.0' and 'Chocolates 5.0' or 'HUGS\ KISSES 600.0' or 'TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0' or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1' (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install 'Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version)
or 'One Nightstand 3.2' (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH!

....Do you think it's always advisable to upgrade?